Queen's Guard

We're slogging through London week on TB&WE. Today's edition features a Queen's guard. I always thought these guys were Beefeaters, but they are apparently completely different and I'am a moron. Nevertheless, these guys are pretty badass and will move if you try and mess with them (no personal experience). I do some small time corporate entertainment on the side, and got to be one of these guards, though we were told specifically not to move no matter what. Well, I almost passed out, and did point the way to the bathroom for a few people using my eyes. Oh well.